My cats keep eating rolls of toilet paper and paper towels. No matter how much cat food, I provide, they insist that paper tastes better.
How do I curb their strange fibery appetite?
-Buried in cardboard tubes
Yarr Buried,
Cats be a strange species, 'swhy I be havin' none on me crew. Though we briefly had a bunny onboard named Rocky who would eat me wood planks, very bad for a ship at sea ye can think. Me crew solved the problem by hanging him up by his bunny ears so he a'couldn't reach the wood.
Am I suggestin' ye hang up ye cat by tis ears? Perhaps. Might show wee kitty who be the boss in yer crew. More humane approach be gettin' some sort of bitters or something nasty tasting and setting up sting operations so he repeated get a bad taste. Might take awhile, but if ye keep at it, the scurvy cat be learnin' not to go eatin' his own boat.
This have nothing to do with ye advice, ole Pigsey just likes to look at animals as pirates such as this pirate kitty made by FluffyFlower at Etsy. That will do pirate kitty, that will do.
-Pigsey
PigseyArt.Etsy.com
