Tofu Trouble

Dear Piggy,

I did a terrible thing. I didn't mean to, but I tasted the flesh of your kind and I liked it. I have been in therapy and am working hard on curtailing my urges.

My fiance is also a piggy. Our wedding is next month, but I have not told him about my past or my sinful urges.

Do you think it's possible for a piggy-flesh-eater to truly reform and do you think my fiance will understand and accept my dark urges?

Desperately-Seeking-Flavourful-Tofu

Yarr Flavourful Tofu,

It be hard to resist the flesh of me kind, we even been known to canabalize. I find that ye should embrace most dark urges as they not be as dark as yet think. Had me never embraced me dark urges, I wouldn't be the upstanding pillaring and plundering pirate pig ye see before ye.

If this piggy here really love thee, then he would care as much about your dark urges as a scurvy wench cares about the stench of fish on a customer. I say tell him and tell him proudly. I would continue to eat the pig meself but if you must give up for tofu, that be ye choice.


If this wretch is not accepting of ye, I suggest getting taking these plush versions of the tofu he love so much made by Etsyian SweetNothing and stuffing it down his throat and heading out with his treasure. Love care not bout pig or tofu.

-Pigsey
PigseyArt.Etsy.com