I have a neighbor that likes to strip off all his clothes and lay sunbathing nude in his back yard while he sings 70s dance hits (loudly). What should I do?
-Trapped in Naked Disco Hell
Yarr Disco Hell,
This reminds me of a fierce battle between some sirens and me ship one time. They be singing their temptress songs and me gunner, Fussy the Flying Squirrel, says "Fight noise with noise" and let loose a torrential crabbing noise from his gut as only Australian flying squirrels can. He melted those she-witches brains and then ate the jelly within. It be a strange voyage.
Me point being, fight crappy disco with ye heavy metal. I suggest blaring Thunderstruck while wearing this AC/DC top (from Etsyian SugarFoot) and hosting an air guitar contest in ye backyard, with free beer. Continue with more AC/DC hits till ye nekkid disco lover surrenders. Yarr - it be the soundest plan.
-Pigsey
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